It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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