I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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