Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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