i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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