hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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