I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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