Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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