is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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