i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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