Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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