your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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