so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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