Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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