I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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