yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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