carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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