At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Farmville is her only friend.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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