Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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