Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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