Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Is Oprah even human
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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