Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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