And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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