A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
