she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
