I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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