Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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