I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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