it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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