Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am one with the molecules
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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