fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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