I hope mine doesn't look like that
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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