When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
this just has baby written all over it
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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