Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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