Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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