Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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