he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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