scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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