Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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