Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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