I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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