Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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