White coat. Heels.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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