ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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