So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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