I need help removing her.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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