I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Randomize
