btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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