thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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