now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We just shotgunned beers for America
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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