Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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