The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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vagina is talking i cant
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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