Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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