I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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