were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I smell like Dick and happiness
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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