do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
